"Go to frat houses, upperdecker their toilets, fuck the sorority girls, leave, repeat."

"Pledging marks the only time we have clean dishes at our senior house"

"Spat on 5 Sigma Chi's faces, fuck it and fuck them #TFTC #FuckSigmaChi"

"I stuck a vodka soaked tampon up my butt once."

"Is joining a frat worth it?"

"No such thing as too many booty calls"

"Got jumped with my bro, got blood all over my Vineyard shirt. I was more worried about that than the blood pouring from my...

""We are a non-hazing fraternity......" *proceed to chuckle*"

"Was so wasted I started licking the walls"

"We won the scare games by cheating #winorgohome"