"Go to frat houses, upperdecker their toilets, fuck the sorority girls, leave, repeat."
"Pledging marks the only time we have clean dishes at our senior house"
"Spat on 5 Sigma Chi's faces, fuck it and fuck them #TFTC #FuckSigmaChi"
"I stuck a vodka soaked tampon up my butt once."
"Is joining a frat worth it?"
"No such thing as too many booty calls"
"Got jumped with my bro, got blood all over my Vineyard shirt. I was more worried about that than the blood pouring from my...
""We are a non-hazing fraternity......" *proceed to chuckle*"
"Was so wasted I started licking the walls"
"We won the scare games by cheating #winorgohome"