"Those ΚΔs though"
"We have the best DJs on campus. #NoContest"
"Made a pledge organize a tub of sprinkles by color & count every one of them"
"Undoubtedly the most ignorant chapter on campus. The sororities love us and hate us for it #wedontturndown"
"Breaking up with your girlfriend at the social between her sorority and your fraternity. TFTC"
"Had recruits walk in on me getting head after that they all signed. #recruitingdoneright"
"Showing up to my 8am blacked out on a Wednesday because it's my birthday #TFM"
"Couldn't get out of bed this morning to go to class without railing a line of coke. Men of Class since 1904"
"Pissed on my roommates futon while passed out drunk"
"Pledges being scared- all the time."