“Every school has a fraternity and sorority of people who can’t get into the top houses. We know it and you know it.”

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“Never met a KA or ΣΧ that I didn’t get along with.”

 (1)

“Fucked 2 sorority presidents. From the same sorority. They hate each other. #suckstosuck #skullgang”

 (1)

“I have a thing with every sorority on campus but at the end of the day i take home a gamma phi.”

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“The best Srat girls are ΦΣΣ. They are classy and fine as hell! #ΦΣΣgirlsdoitright”

 (3)

“A real American challange: half oz of weed, a keg, 5 pizzas, and a slutty sorority girl. Not no bullshit puzzle.”

 (3)

“I had my brother waiting in Taco Bell for a half hour while I fucked my girl girlfriend in the Bathroom”

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“Raw dog or Naww dog #tfm #typicalsaturdaynight”

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“Our letters are so sacred they can only be displayed in 7 places. We take that shit seriously.”

 (3)

“Daddy issues taken into account, my dad body has almost made it easier to pull”

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